I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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