ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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