Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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