this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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