About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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