did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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