On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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