Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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