No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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