is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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