Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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