Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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