I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
We left an ass print on the piano.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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