we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
