Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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