Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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