do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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