Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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