Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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