drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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