Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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