Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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