what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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