i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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