Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I'm sobbing to NWA
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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