shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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