Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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