i was rollin on her like bob the builder
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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