At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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