Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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