its not stalking. its research.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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