who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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