If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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