I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
worst night to have a conscience
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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