would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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