i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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