Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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