Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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