I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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