Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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