Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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