Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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