Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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