Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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