people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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