My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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