question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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