was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
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