3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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