OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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