I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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