I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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