I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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